King Of The Hill (hill reborn)

I call the police and have solmyr arrested with no bail allowed.

My hill

lord touran hovers above the planet and lauths out loud when he sees solmyr getting arrested then when frankboy has his back turned uses his new and improved ship to beam the hill to a new planet and hides it using Merlins Planetary Dimensional Shifting Device ,frankboy is left wondering where its gone


HA HA HA NOW ITS MY HILL>>>>>>

*uses one of the many beacons that i'd placed in the hill to find it

then i trap LT in a time dialation field where 1 second to him takes 1 googolplex years for the rest of us

my hill

ummm ....forget all the jedi ranting from scarface and solmyr mugging phoenix .

Phoenix - if it waS A 100% BUYOUt - then how come I never recieved anything from it or why did frankboy approve? And I did say you didn't actually have to buy it - you could be creative - and retake it that way - but you did neither.

Still OUR HILL (Harrier and Frankboy - and all my happy patrons drinking Jameson, Stoly's Meyers' and Heineken and Amstel!

Harrier

Yeah your right harrier, i never agreed to a buyout and i never recived anything for it.
so still our to get drunk and ofcourse have we have super models in bikini's (less is better more and you get kicked of the hill. )

harrier and frankboy, IT WAS AN OFFER YOU COULDN'T REFUSE , got it now?

besides, i'm fairly certain that scarface destroyed the establishment

so ... still MY hill

Hacks Tauri Warlord forum and bans phoenix89 for ever.


My Hill

*messages o'niells to get unbanned

then procedes to put scarface/windu into a time dialation field where 1 nano sec to him = googolplex yrs to us (that's a billion times slower than LT's if you're keeping track)

my hill

but phoenix makes a mistake and the timer goes of to soon so he gets trapped in there to. Now i steal LT transporters and put them on my ship which is much better armed and has far supperior shields, so he can't take it back. Now i transport the hill to a paradise panelt always nice weather and full of hot girls to bring beer (you where thinking of something else, right )

So my hill

Bans everyone on forum my hill.also kicks everyone from TWE warlords and recruits and give them all messages saying everybody dance now.

only slightly irritated the phoenix swoops in on windu and steals his lightsaber and uses it to decapitate the evil sith lord

now it's my hill once again where i get to chill with the ladies and become the new hugh hefner

I walk up the hill with a big bag full of money after i won the jackpot. Then i yell I'm rich b*tch*s now kill phoenix.

my hill and i get to play tha pimp

loyal to me, they don't care what you say,
but i admire your enthusiasm, so i send a couple over your way

frankboy may just become frankman

my hill

they are only loyal to you if you pay me . And since you didn't pay enough i send over brutes the hitman/bodyguard and he kills you.

still my hill

(going to change my name right now, when i feel like it )

Gives all the ladies diamond rings. They declare me king of the hill!

Harrier

They later find out that the rings are jelly rings.

They eat them kill Harrier and run away i claim this hill as my own.

what is wrong with you?

why'd you chase the ladies away?

you deserve the worst punishment imaginable ... i lock you in a room full of brown recluse spiders ... and they're hungry

in case you don't know, the brown reculse is the deadliest spider in north america (not the black widow), it's bite will literally eat away/decompose your skin ... and i'll make sure that you get bit, crazy sith lord

and this is what you'll look like 10 days later ...

SPOILER ALERT graphic image, don't look if you have a weak stomach

Spoiler:

If you read carefully you might find that they ate the rings then ran away at which point did i say i made them run away?


Also the jedi have the force so the spider wouldnt even move 1 centimeter without getting choked by the force.


"Uses the force to unlock the gates and finds fire gone leaves this planet and goes back to the jedi order council."


"The planet has turned into a ocean"

well you did have them run away - they could have simply killed me and stayed on the hill.

The ladies discover to their dismay that scarface swaped the diamonds for jelly while they slept - and are horrified that they killed me. They float around in the ark they built before scar turned the planet into an ocean and wait for the water to evaporate so the hill is once more in existence. They then reclaim the hill in my memory - and then ressurect my body with several shots of Hot Damn 100!

The ladies are back phoenix and it is currently MY HILL!

Harrier

Just because i am still pissed at scarface for sending the ladies away i call some jedi's or siths whichever is your enemy. The decide to kill you again by putting there lightsabers in a place where the sun don't shine, and I mean alot of them (you think of the place ). Then they creat a lighting storm and harrier crashed to the ground and dies on impact.

My hill with all the ladies on it

but since i am well versed in electricity I was prepared and GROUNDED myself so the light(or lightning) storm had no effect - all the current went to the ground and I did NOT die like Ted Bundy did in Florida's electric chair.

also - the bar is back with LOTS of free Amstel and Heineken - i hope you don't turn against me again frankboy!

MY HILL

Harrier

as long as there is AMSTEL AND HEINEKEN i will never turns against you as long as you don't make to much noise with your jet when i am with a bunch of the ladies in my room.

Our hill (as long as you don't get to jealous, still penty of hot girls left )

uses transporter beams to move the bar to ocean front property (and no, it's not in arizona)

with frankboy and harrier no longer interested, it's my hill, with a couple of ladies to keep me company

The ladies get phoenix89 pregnant some how a number of times and the belly starts to get big quite fast as he was given a alien fluid that causes you to give birth in 10 minutes.


Since that phoenix89 had gotten pregnant a number of times his belly exploded and the fluid went to his head and killed his brain.

the fluid didnt make phoenix89 go into ashes so he can not come back as a new life.





The jedi have full control of the hill.

But the jedi got bored because they didn't have a bar or girls, just the chippedales for scarface needs (what do you think he keeps killing the ladies ). The rest of the jedi left. I was in my spaceship cruizing to find a hill and i saw what was going on (i wish i hadn't). I decided to bomb the aera and kill every thing and every body on the hill. I went down to the hill and made a nice tropical bar as the hill is by the ocean. And the girls came back to me.

My hill