King Of The Hill (hill reborn)

But the place of where the cannonball hit is only a big gaping hole. From that hole all of his guts felt out and there was only a empty body left with no organs IT'S MY HILL AGAIN.

the rains having stopped, the phoenix's ashes ignite and he is born anew

the phoenix then swoops into frankboy's window while he is sleeping and pecks out his eyes and sets the house on fire upon leaving

with frankboy out of the way, the hill is mine

When i left the hill (my house was on fire oke) i said, I'll be back.

Couple days later i come back to claim what rightfully mine. But i whas not alone i brought a friends from the future with me, A TERMINATOR T-2000 THE ARONLD SCHWARZENEGGER MODEL and a Terminatrix T-3 Kristanna Loken model. Against there combined strenght no one is a match not even a phoenix. They destroy him nice and easy.

They know that the world is mine and i will help them out and i have build them so they will never attack me.

MY HILL AGAIN WITH MY TERMINATOR FRIENDS TO PROTECT ME.

Rightfully own Huh please the master of the hill and founder of the hill is back and reclaim what is RIGHTFULLY MINE


Master Windu(Me) destroys the TERMINATOR'S with some skillful lightsaber skills and the ways of the force as they are the same breed of the trade federation droid army's.


The Jedi Order shall keep the peace on this Hill for now on.



MY HILL

since we're recruiting friends now ...

the phoenix pays a visit to Chicken Chaser, The Hero of Oakvale (Fable) and tells him that scarface/Master Windu is in reality Jack of Blades ... the rest is written on the walls of the Chamber of Fate

My Hill

I pay a visist to the local butchershop and tell that there is a new kind of chicken a phoenix ckicken chaser. He goes on the hunt, he finds them and cuts there heads of. We have a nice bbq. Then he goes back to his shop with his new product and I HAVE THE HILL.

but little did frankboy know that while he was at the butchers my heerd of flying hippocroccadillipigs had moved in and they be ferocious beasts on frank boys return he was pounced on by my beasts and taken to all four corners of the planet

i take a gentle stroll up the hill and build a bar on top for all the hills visiters

my hill

But you got screwed he bying your beast because you got the dumbest that there was. They flew a circkel around the earth and put me back togther right on top of the hill. You didn't notice that because you where allready dronk. So i use that to kill the barkeeper and switch places with him without you knowing. Within no time you order a new drink. Sure i say. I throw in a little possion and you fall of the barstool dead. And with a little kick i kick you of MY HILL

Kills the new barman with lightsaber.


"Jedi work go back to your drinks"



My hill.

unbeknownst to frankboy's bbq guests, there wasn't any bird on the menu, only butcher

as for scarface/Windu ...

with a flap of his wings the phoenix sets the bar on fire and then flys away before the po-po shows up to find scarface face-down in the mud outside where the bar used to stand, they give him a breathilizer ... .12, seeing this they immeadiatly bring him in on charges of arson and an underage, slap him with some hefty fines, community service, and probation and then send him home to his mommy, who procedes to ground him for life

my hill

Harrier immediately builds a new bar and stocks it with single malt whiskeys, every beer you can imagine, premium vodka, and Meyers's rum - best of all it is all FREE!!!!! Anyone who tries to ruin this dream scenario is overwhelmed by my rioting bar patrons!

MY HILL!!!!!!!

Oke i join your hill Harrier as long as it got dutch heineken and amstel beer (the best in the world, any kind of beer else where doesn't taste half as good). Harrier and I become friend and we got share the hill.

NOW IT'S OUR HILL AND WE GET DRUNK

(p.s. phoenix great story about windo/scarface, laughed my gut out (want to say something else but there are rules so i keep it kidsfriendly) )

*buys the bar and expands it to include a hotel and casino

my hill

Alcohol Unites Us All ......

ok - i will accept the buyout and expansion for a real price - say either 50 billion naq or 500 UU's(keeping it relatively low since you are an alliance mate and this is a friendly forum!) and you may need my co-owner frankboys acceptance too! In the meantime we are enjoying free alcohol - which as daesey says - unites us all! And yes frankboy - the bar has plenty of Dutch heineken and Amstel!

Our Hill!

Phoenix - no need to actually buy the bar - but I will require one of your always creative scenarios in it's place.. Perhaps you could nail us for not complying with ABC regulations! Or something like that - involve the MaFIA - i am sure you can think of something!

Harrier

Jedi star cruiser fires at the casino and hotel and destroys the secrete meeting.


The jedi order will not stand for hostile invasion.


My Hill

@ Harrier: the scenario was a 100% buyout, which you couldn't refuse, making myself the sole proprieter

@ scarface: go home, darth vader, before i call your mommy and PO about your probation and grounding violations

my hill

1 im Mace Windu Master of the Jedi Order

and

2 you can not be at the bottom of the hill speak to me and its your hill.



So its still my hill.

what you talkin' 'bout, windu? i ain't at the bottom of the hill

whatever

*dials the ninth chevron and sends darth windu to destiny to annoy rush and young

my hill

With the jedi knowing the force they secretly dials the gate(what was abandoned) at the jedi council sector and gathers a fleet of Jedi Battlecruisers and 500 elite jedi.




I am Master Windu of the Jedi Order.

I am not part of the Sith Empire and never will be.

*"explains" to these peons that windu was indeed a sith and that i did them a huge favor

and anyone who doesn't believe me will be banished to Hades

my hill

The only Siths during the jedi/clone era was Count dooku, a sith women(Dont know the name) and the sith lord was Papatine.


Mace Windu was the Leader of the jedi order and the most powerful jedi around.

If anikan didnt show up when mace and papaine was fighting the sith lord would of been dead.

Jedi would of gone through the sith lords data base found out that anikan had joined the sith,the death star plans,clone army creation and purpose everything.

If Mace windu was a sith master Yoda would of known straight away.


The jedi lost because they were more focused on the droid armies and finding the siths on the outer planets.

Palpatine wanted this so their were less jedi and clone troops on corusant so he could rise to power and destroy the jedi in the jedi temple before the jedi rallyed the loyal clone troops to them and rushed back to corusant to fight off the rebel clones.

i think someone *cough* darth windu *cough* takes starwars just a bit too seriously

and sticking with the point of the thread ... still my hill

*mugs pheonix*

my hill