King Of The Hill (hill reborn)

*catches scar/altair singing "it's raining men" and beams him to texas where the intollerant texans hang him

... pool full of naked men ... banished to hades

my hill

phoenix89 wrote:

The only punishment that could fit her crime, but of course, she's too old to be one of phoenix's ladies, so those that remain dispose of her by getting her a position as camera crew for a back-of-the-store movie to The L Word

Ok, I gotta just state for the record that THIS was WRONG on SOOOOOO many levels....

GRRRRRRR......

Payback's a bitch Phoenix.....

sorry, Daesey, didn't mean to insult, but i prefer girls younger than me (while still being legal)

umm - this naked man thing has gone too far! Unleashes the Ebola virus on the Naked men in Hades so they can never come back and since my rebirth(a Harrier always has some life as long as one engine in working!) I re-introduce 10 absolutely beautiful, sweet, cute, bodacious ladies onto the hill - one of them is my lovely Alliance Commander - DAESEY! (and instruct them to stay away from altair who has a hangup on naked men) - and they stay because i tell them the many REAL MEN of TWE will soon be here to talk and possibly do more with them on

MY HILL!!!!

Harrier

you over looked me ... so i pull some strings and get all US harriers decommissioned and replaced with x-302s

then i create age reversing technology and use it to reverse all 10 ladies (including Daesey) to their 18th birthday

my hill

Ahhhh, very nice suck-uppage, boys



But what Phoenix doesn't realize is that Daesey quite ENJOYS being her age given the fact that she looks in her mid-20s and has a boyfriend who is 8+ yrs younger.... she is very fond of her COUGAR status..... and unleashes a pack of blood-thirsty cougars who seize phoenix and take turns tossing him about as they drag him back to their lair....



MY HILL

Daesey's cougars plus the phoenix's flames = extra crispy kitty

then the phoenix scorches Daesey, giving her 3rd degree burns and sending her to the hospital

my hill

Phoenix? I did not overlook you - did I not mention the REAL MEN of TWE? Or are you one of Altairs stable of faeries? This astounds me! I use proton accelerator to bombard the clouds with radiation releasing their moisture and putting any flames phoenix might create - out. Then my kitty cat - named Sinbad embeds her sharp claws in Phoenix's eyes making him unable to lay eyes on a man (or a woman - for that matter - if he became straight)!

MY HILL!

Harrier

it was my hill when you claimed it, however you did nothing to take it from me, that is how you overlooked me

now for even considering ranking me amongst the likes of scarface/altair/whatever his name is today ...

i release my pets (a pack of wolves to be precise) on your kitty, sinbad, and they proceed to prove that there really is more than one way to skin a cat, which never got a chance to touch me since it was afraid of the rain that you started

also, since a phoenix's flames burn as hot as a star, the rain just vaporized long before reaching me

now the phoenix glances at harrier and he is immediately hit with a gamma ray burst, which instantly destroys all mechanical and electrical parts of the plane and turns the pilot to a pile of ashes (too bad you're not me, else you could be reborn of said ashes)

alas, the hill is mine once more and proceed to chillax with the ladies on ...

MY HILL

Daesey gets Arnold Schwarzenegger out of retirement (b/c let's face it, he's not doing much in CA these days)... to don his MR. FREEZE gear and attacks Phoenix at the top of the hill

After a lengthy exchange of bad puns and weak tag lines.. MR. FREEZE unleashes his ice weapon on Phoenix and sends him hurling down a sloped embankment of ice WITH his frozen ladies.....


MY HILL

*hires chuck norris to roundhouse kick the governator and daesey into next week

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Daesey is a week ahead of us! That's why we haven't seen her for almost the last month - way to go phoenix. Enlists Michael J. Fox and that Lloyd fellow who played Doc in Back to the Future to create a paradox and rescue Daesey before she meets her 1 week older self and sentences TWE to a life without a leader - thanks to Phoenix who chose to use time as a weapon instead of fire - and now Daesey is back with both Chuck and Ahnold handcuffed to the interior of the Delorean and sent to the year 12,000 B.C. to be Hunter's while Maria Shriver and whoever Chuck considers a female companion are Gatherers - and I relax with modern ladies including my alliance commander Daesey on ....

MY HILLL!!!!

Harrier

ahh ... so that's how the pyramids got there ... chuck norris built them (chuck = )

couple of questions though, Harrier...

1. how is daesey chillin' with you if she's in 12000 BC?

2. how can you claim the hill without attacking the one who controls the hill?

nonetheless...

annoyed by harrier's obvious contradictions, the phoenix waits until his metallic rival goes for a flight

as soon as he get into range the phoenix creates a magnetic disturbance that confuses harrier's instruments and sends him spiraling out of control

then the moment he has been waiting for comes, the ejection seat shoots out of the plane, and before the parachute even opens completely, the phoenix sets it ablaze, causing both harrier the plane and harrier the person to plummet to the ground

the phoenix then confirms his kill and flies away, smirking at the blaze of glory he leaves in his wake

finally, he returns to ...

MY HILL

Being an electronics technician and am aspiring to be be an avionics maintenace teh ... harrier counter-attacks phoenixs' attack witha phased locked loop oscillator with positive feedback and is able to remain in control of MY HILL!

*O'Neills channels Dirty Harry*

"Ya feeling lucky? Well, are you, punk?"

*Blows Harrier away with 44. Magnum*

The hill is mine!

"Yippie-Ki-Yay, Mother F****r!"

... I think that says enough ...

My Hill

Walks up to Bruce "phoenix89" Willis with Uzi and says, "Say hello to my little friend!" - and while I am at it, "Where are my detonators?"

MY HILL

Walks up to Harrier and proclaims

"This…is my BOOMSTICK!”



Then throws Harrier down the well to fetch the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis


MY HILL!!!!

Finds the Necronomonicum Ex Mortis at bottom of well(Daesey should have made it a bottomles well) and reads a Conjuring Spell to summon a demon from one of the Nine Hells to the hill and kidnap Daesey and transport her to the land of the Deadites. Then I use a spell in the book to transport the entire hill to Britain in 61 C.E. where it defended by Celt Warriors led by Boudicca and subsequently taken by the Roman Legion. I remain in 2010 with the Nec ronomonicum Ex-Mortis knowing I can use a spell to conjure a demon at any time and take from the Romans...

MY HILL

*Puts on sunglasses and lifts handgun*

Hasta la vista, baby!

MY HILL!

jack uses a metal compressor to crush the terminator.
jack is the lone man on the hill with a song in his heart and a .357 in his hand.

my hill

Points grenade launcher and shouts, "Say hello to my little friend!" - then fires.

My HILL

Foolish mortals and your toys, little do you know how easily they can be used against you...

With a simple glance, the phoenix melts the grenade launcher as it still rests on Harrier's shoulder giving him 3rd degree burns all over the right (left if left handed) side of his body, hospitalizing, perhaps even killing him

My Hill

O Neills places the constitution on Phoenix head. Phoenix is then trampled by senators and congressmen in their mad rush to destroy it.

MY HILL!

... looks like i'll be busy cutting and burning red tape for awhile ...