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Harrier High Council
Posts : 830 Join date : 2008-03-25 Location : Somewhere in the geographic vicinity of the Kingdom of Nye
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:12 am | |
| Call her on the phone and dump her - then lay on the bed and get drunk until you fall off the bed lying face up - then at some point you will vomit and it come down in your open mouth and you will aspirate it and choke(like Jimi Hendrix) - then you will never know anything again. Girls usually don't like to talk to dead people. On the other hand if she is all brokenhearted and think she caused your death - she might visit your grave!
How can I entirely clean my room out - i mean everything out of it - in 3 hours or less? | |
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Daesey
Posts : 469 Join date : 2009-08-10 Age : 50 Location : KANSAS
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:43 pm | |
| Light a match
How do I get rid of yet ANOTHER ear infection? | |
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Harrier High Council
Posts : 830 Join date : 2008-03-25 Location : Somewhere in the geographic vicinity of the Kingdom of Nye
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| Ask someone to tie you to a wooden post, put a bunch of logs around you, and light a match to the wood. Edward Wightman was the last man to be burned at the stake for heresy in England, in 1612 - if he ever had an ear infection - he never had one after that day!
How can I not lose my fourth cell phone in 5 years? | |
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Daesey
Posts : 469 Join date : 2009-08-10 Age : 50 Location : KANSAS
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| Tie it to the end of your "manhood" ---- a guy ALWAYS knows where THAT is.... you'll NEVER lose it again...
--- How do I stop the puppy from having "accidents" in the house? | |
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phoenix89
Posts : 1122 Join date : 2008-04-18 Age : 35 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:01 am | |
| sell the house and move into a cardboard box
how can i get away with killing a bunch of Weblos scouts? | |
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Harrier High Council
Posts : 830 Join date : 2008-03-25 Location : Somewhere in the geographic vicinity of the Kingdom of Nye
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:16 am | |
| Easy. You will need a sleeping bag, a tent, a jar of honey, a bottle of smooth lager beer(like Beck's), and some sleeping pills.
Take the scouts camping and early in the morning when they are all asleep - sneak out into the woods with a jar of honey. Then walk back to the tents dripping honey as you go. Down the sleeping pills with the Beck's so you aren't tempted to run away when the bear comes and kills you all.
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phoenix89
Posts : 1122 Join date : 2008-04-18 Age : 35 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:36 pm | |
| (Harrier, you forgot to ask a question) | |
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Harrier High Council
Posts : 830 Join date : 2008-03-25 Location : Somewhere in the geographic vicinity of the Kingdom of Nye
| Subject: Re: The Horrible advice game. Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:00 pm | |
| true - sorry!
ummm... how can i become a Phoenix?
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