The Horrible advice game.

I found a game like this being played on another forum. Its pointless, but can be quite amusing.

So, here is how it works: One person asks a question. The next person gives the worst advice they can think of. Clever, amusing, or creative advice is best. Then, after they have answered the question, they post their own question for the next person to answer, creating an endless loop.

Example:

Question: How can I teach my cat to swim?

Answer: First, sharpen the cats claws as this helps it float better. Then, hold the cat directly in front of your face, with the cat facing you. Then lower yourselves both slowly into the water.

I will start: How can I make lots of money, really fast?

answer : withdraw $10,000 from your bank then cut each note in half that way u will have twice as much, remember cutting 2 notes at the same time will make the process faster.




question : how can i become famous ?

Hmmm.... Move to the U.S., act really stupid and then run for Congress. The more stupid you act the better your chances of winning.


How can I become an expert at everything overnight?

Reference wikipedia articles you write as your sources and quote statistics from some "institute" or survey center (Gallop sounds credible and people believe it). And always remember that 64% of the statistics you hear are inaccurate by a margin of 10%.

How get a doctorate degree without all the annoying school?

answer: you will need:
black clothes, gloves, ski mask, blunt object, white out, marker,and skill.
put on clothes and take blunt object to nearest doctors office, use the blunt object to move any obsticles/people in your way and remove the doctorate from the office. (make a house call if not present) use the white out amd marker to draw in your name.

question: how do i remove a kidney for sale on the black market?

jack_oneill1234 wrote:

question: how do i remove a kidney for sale on the black market?

Answer: Find assistant who is in 3rd year of Med school. Chloroform self. Have assistant remove your kidney and place on ice. Sell to compatible person low down on recipient's list. Place money in my Paypal account.

Question: How do I gain an SGW reputation of being "awesome"?

Change your name to "O Neills".

How do I become the most powerful SGW member?

O Neills wrote:

Change your name to "O Neills".

How do I become the most powerful SGW member?

Dont ever change your name that contains "O Neills" or anything related to that......word(s)

no offends o neills

how do you get 1 quad naq in one day without using the black market?

be very very nice to the admin.

how do i stop people from farming my UU?

Sell your UP planets, ascend, and don't upgrade your UP at all.

How can I get people to not steal my naq?

there is a delete account option. click it and confirm. enjoy knowing that noone can take your naq




how do i find a girl who will play SGW with me? (this question excludes navymom and rivers)

mmmmm... I can see rivers massing you to the ground for that one. lol

Hack into her computer and program it so she can't do anything she wants to do on it without first spending an hour a day on SGW.


How can I get powerful Tollan to join the TW?

respect your recruiter. lol


how do i easily get 50k + UP planets?

jack_oneill1234 wrote:

there is a delete account option. click it and confirm. enjoy knowing that noone can take your naq




how do i find a girl who will play SGW with me? (this question excludes navymom and rivers)

wtf navymom and 3rivers were girls? i mean women?

Great, now you did it. He'll probably mass you too for that one

... navyMOM ... duh

3rivers, no he just has/had long hair

Now i got 3rivers AND navyMOM massing me...

how do i get this game back on track ?

By asking how to get its back on track.

How can I become Supreme Commander of the Universe?

by making up a new position of supreme commander of the universe









how can i get all my planets up to 40k UU?

lol that navymom rivers thing got blown out of proportion. but anyway

this is the HORRIBLE advice game.... so

go and farm the players on page 1. they wont mind i promise and if they say "you better not attack me again" thats just code that they like you. so message back "o yea and what you gonna do you big wussy?" (more code) and farm them a few times and poof! 40k planets!


what should i know about ascention?

not much[b].





how do i get a island in the hot caribean , without the cost

Turn the rest of the world into zombies so that you are the only regular person left. The Island is now free.

How do I make a $1,000,000,000 within the next 3 days?

become a stock brooker and tell people the market is going to boom in the next three days








How do we get suigut below rank 17,000


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