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PostSubject: The Horrible advice game.   Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:58 am

I found a game like this being played on another forum. Its pointless, but can be quite amusing.

So, here is how it works: One person asks a question. The next person gives the worst advice they can think of. Clever, amusing, or creative advice is best. Then, after they have answered the question, they post their own question for the next person to answer, creating an endless loop.

Example:

Question: How can I teach my cat to swim?

Answer: First, sharpen the cats claws as this helps it float better. Then, hold the cat directly in front of your face, with the cat facing you. Then lower yourselves both slowly into the water.

I will start: How can I make lots of money, really fast?

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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:48 pm

answer : withdraw $10,000 from your bank then cut each note in half that way u will have twice as much, remember cutting 2 notes at the same time will make the process faster.




question : how can i become famous ?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:27 pm

Hmmm.... Move to the U.S., act really stupid and then run for Congress. The more stupid you act the better your chances of winning.


How can I become an expert at everything overnight?

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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:47 pm

Reference wikipedia articles you write as your sources and quote statistics from some "institute" or survey center (Gallop sounds credible and people believe it). And always remember that 64% of the statistics you hear are inaccurate by a margin of 10%.

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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:04 am

answer: you will need:
black clothes, gloves, ski mask, blunt object, white out, marker,and skill.
put on clothes and take blunt object to nearest doctors office, use the blunt object to move any obsticles/people in your way and remove the doctorate from the office. (make a house call if not present) use the white out amd marker to draw in your name.

question: how do i remove a kidney for sale on the black market?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:36 pm

jack_oneill1234 wrote:
question: how do i remove a kidney for sale on the black market?

Answer: Find assistant who is in 3rd year of Med school. Chloroform self. Have assistant remove your kidney and place on ice. Sell to compatible person low down on recipient's list. Place money in my Paypal account.

Question: How do I gain an SGW reputation of being "awesome"?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:55 pm

Change your name to "O Neills".

How do I become the most powerful SGW member?

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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:40 am

O Neills wrote:
Change your name to "O Neills".

How do I become the most powerful SGW member?



Dont ever change your name that contains "O Neills" or anything related to that......word(s)

no offends o neills Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing

how do you get 1 quad naq in one day without using the black market?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Mon May 04, 2009 10:20 pm

be very very nice to the admin.

how do i stop people from farming my UU?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Mon May 04, 2009 10:25 pm

Sell your UP planets, ascend, and don't upgrade your UP at all.

How can I get people to not steal my naq?

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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed May 06, 2009 8:30 pm

there is a delete account option. click it and confirm. enjoy knowing that noone can take your naq




how do i find a girl who will play SGW with me? (this question excludes navymom and rivers) lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed May 06, 2009 8:33 pm

mmmmm... I can see rivers massing you to the ground for that one. lol Shocked

Hack into her computer and program it so she can't do anything she wants to do on it without first spending an hour a day on SGW.


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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed May 06, 2009 8:35 pm

respect your recruiter. lol


how do i easily get 50k + UP planets?
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed May 06, 2009 10:43 pm

jack_oneill1234 wrote:
there is a delete account option. click it and confirm. enjoy knowing that noone can take your naq




how do i find a girl who will play SGW with me? (this question excludes navymom and rivers) lol! lol!


wtf navymom and 3rivers were girls? i mean women? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The Horrible advice game.   Wed May 06, 2009 10:57 pm

Shocked Great, now you did it. affraid He'll probably mass you too for that one Laughing
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